realized early on that my mission in life was to help the
knows, they need it. Most of the humans I've met are pleasant
enough but not particularly bright. If you don't believe me,
take a glance at
any newspaper. Humans slander, threaten, beat up or kill each
for money or power. Puh-lease!
spend their time rushing from one place to another, barely
resting, mostly cooped up in buildings. And look at how they
eat-and even try to force us to eat! Salads, dieting, vitamins-yuck!
Who cares if most of the food supply is grown in devitalized
soil, with chemicals galore and processed until little nutrition
is left! Food is fun, and the best way to eat is to gorge
until you pass out.
figure that a whole race who can't even get the basics of
and shelter right is in big trouble and desperately in need
of my help."
is the first paragraph from The Pekinese Who Saved
Civilization, my magnificent book that shows
you how to solve all personal and global problems. If you
haven't read it yet, you're missing out big time. Allow me
to introduce myself--I'm Sir Addison Silber Howell, Esq.,
the amazing Wonder Dog. This is my fabulous website where
you can buy my books and ask me questions. You'll see that
my wisdom is truly astounding!